|Love it or hate it Big Brother is still on our screens. The American version has come up with an interesting twist that should guarantee a rating boost. The producers have decided to submit the current houseguests to living hell. They’re moving in some ex-partners. That’ll teach ‘em for getting on the show.|
Mind you, whoever came up with the idea should be immediately taken outside and shot for being one of the most evil mastermind geniuses in popular entertainment. This person is too dangerous to be kept alive. Every single Big Brother contestant is going to be strung through every torturous emotion conceived by man. War has already been announced. The moment the five remaining contestants were given the news they immediately united to get shot of the exes as soon as possible.
I can’t blame them. I’ve had the incredible luck to have lived with two exes in a shared flat simultaneously. Hiroshima was as nothing. Armageddon would have been welcomed. No one survived. One neighbour remains in psychiatric care and new tenants at the flat leave within weeks after complaining of emotional distress for reasons they cannot explain.
Anyway, those crafty people down at BetWWTS are offering survival odds on the contestants. You should already be able to vote on who will commit homicide/suicide first, or at least which contestant is going to be told on public television that they were the worst lay in the history of shite sex.
Sadly, BetWWTS probably won’t be that specific, I doubt they’re even offering odds on which pair will try and get it back together – doubtless to devastating effect of unlimited tragic/comic proportions, but you never know. Besides, they do take suggestions on what odds they’ll offer.